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16

Apr

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

kingsgrave:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale sh*t. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale sh*t to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Evidence has come to light that whales can live for 150 years or more. A harpoon with the date of 1880 in it was removed from a bowhead whale recently. Since whalers (then) didn’t shoot at calves, and whales tend to reach full growth in about 30 years, that makes that whale in the 200 year range.Now: Imagine what it knew before it died.

kingsgrave:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale sh*t. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale sh*t to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Evidence has come to light that whales can live for 150 years or more. A harpoon with the date of 1880 in it was removed from a bowhead whale recently. Since whalers (then) didn’t shoot at calves, and whales tend to reach full growth in about 30 years, that makes that whale in the 200 year range.

Now: Imagine what it knew before it died.

(Source: pacificasun)

14

Apr

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loki-lovegood:

thatzak:

#1 party track

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!!!

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

the original selfie

the original selfie

22

Mar

mr-and-mrs-miller:

cunt-bubbles:

deep-sea-mermaid:

oncemoreforluck:

getsomeice:

to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that

fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow

Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.

I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.

I hope you get sat on by a cow

(Source: rnardy)

tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow

topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow

(Source: mkbc)

(Source: makemestfu)

andwoahalex:

Went to subway today. These were posted on the glass.

(Source: brizzytigerr)

experienced-life:

experienced-life:

sleep:

what a time to be alive

I WANT THIS MORE THAN I CAN DESCRIBE I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

No but really. I’d give up sex for 3 months for this. 

(Source: lolgifs.net)